thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially

I lulled

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

tommy-riddle:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another. 

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hopepoteet:

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When she takes out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

So racist…

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tin-pan-ali:

thenotsogreatintelligence:

thederpyphilosopher:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

but I’ll bake you into a pie first while singing about it

Hannibal: A Musical

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(Source: winterrowan)

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A quick lesson in not being a turd

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

  • Don’t blame men, blame misogynists
  • Don’t blame white people, blame racists
  • Don’t blame Muslims, blame terrorists
  • Don’t blame Christians, blame homophobes

In other words, don’t blame whole groups of people for the actions of a select few.

(Source: wsswatson)

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kinnedyrayne:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown


Someone give this man an Oscar.

kinnedyrayne:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

Someone give this man an Oscar.

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